NBA All-Star Game 2012: Close Encounters of the Suspect Kind

by: therealHNF

Ok…People already think you’re soft..You were bawling (not to be confused with “balling” my illiterate constituency) and falling on the ground when you lost in last year’s NBA Finals..You make questionable fashion choices in your photoshoots and your general disposition makes people give you The Rock Eyebrow.


So when you’re being introduced at the All-Star Game, in order to gain any credibility as a tough guy and refute all the rumors surrounding you, which one of the following gestures/responses is NOT the move?




Nothing more needs to be said…