How To Avoid Somebody Trying To Sit Next To You On The Bus by: @therealHNF

Are you a bad bitch that people want to sit next to on the bus when there are a million other seats available?


Are you secretly hoping that the fat guy doesn’t stink?

(Don’t look at me nigga..)


Are you looking out the window, listening to your iPod or feigning sleep to avoid interacting with a potential seat mate?


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Billy Club –  Wattachang, Mississippi

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