Signs A Man Might Cheat by @therealHNF

(You can find the white Yahoo version of this story here)

(Man, I wonder what LaShonda up to…)
Navigating the rocky roads of relationships and dating can be tough.  Most men and women know what they want, but not what they need, so they end up choosing someone who may not be the right person for them because of some superficial “soulmate checklist.”  And even when someone is honest about what they want and need, they may not communicate that to their significant other, or the significant other may not be willing to meet those needs.  Basically, our communication wires get crossed, and (right on cue) in steps the “home wrecker.” There have been many reasons thrown out there as to why men cheat.  I will give the REAL reasons below.
If your relationship has reached a point where he expects you to nag him as soon as he gets in the house, new bullets are being made in his balls with some other broad’s name on them.  If a man is truly happy with you, he’ll be jumping in his car at 5pm repeating the mantra, “Gettin’ home, gettin’ dome. Gettin’ home, gettin’ dome.”
(Don’t even think about it…)
Seriously, after about 2 or 3 days, the sack is full and ready to be emptied.  There are 24 hours in a day.  Sex on average takes about 20 to 30 minutes.  Any woman that’s consistently “not in the mood” is just plain lazy, or worse, not feeling you, homie.  Time to scroll through the contacts.
Because We Can
Plain and simple.  There is no law against it.  We don’t live in Iran where niggas get stoned to death for committing adultery.  Our only deterrent to cheating is temporary emotional discomfort or slashed tires. If we knew we would get buried up to our necks and have rocks hurled at us by our friends and family, MAYBE we would think twice…